ian / 15 / m
also im Pokamaruja on dangan mafia!!
I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day
what the fUCK
w o w
Yeah for anyone who doesn’t work retail, people really are this fucking entitled and condescending.
oh god what is it doing oh no and then i hit the audio button and oh god bury me where i fall
> gets a bloody nose
> put on wig
> smear blood across face
the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context
i take good moon pictures
These stunning photographs, which look like a glorious late evening sky with dashes of pink and purple, are actually pictures of Japan’s largest wisteria (or wistaria, depending on whom you ask) plant.
This plant, located in Ashikaga Flower Park in Japan, is certainly not the largest in the world, but it still comes in at an impressive 1,990 square meters (or half an acre) and dates back to around 1870 (the largest, at about 4,000 square meters, is the wisteria vine in Sierra Madre, California). Although wisterias can look like trees, they’re actually vines. Because its vines have the potential to get very heavy, this plant’s entire structure is held up on steel supports, allowing visitors to walk below its canopy and bask in the pink and purple light cast by its beautiful hanging blossoms.
Image credits: Takao Tsushima
you’re probably going to dance with another girl who will taste like fresh picked strawberries and smell like flowers blossom in her hair
and you’re probably going to choke down 5 shots of straight vodka and get the thought of me out of your head and focus on the girl dancing with you who wants to be your apple pie but you can’t see the diamonds in her eyes because you’re staring at the ones hanging around her neck and you can’t feel her pull you in closer because she’s reaching farther behind your head of dark hair and tapping shoulders of random guys she’s never even met
and when this happens I hope you run to the dingy bathroom and splash your face with dirty water and vomit up the words you never said because while you’re out drowning your heart in things I shouldn’t care about I’m here looking at the moon whispering how much I fucking love you
and if you take her home I swear to God the moonlight will keep you awake no matter what time it is and you’ll watch it shine across your bedroom floor where we danced and laughed and I almost told you that you are my night sky
and I hope the light catches your attention more than the sight of her would and I hope when you wake up all you remember is that roses are my favourite scented flower and you can’t escape the light of the moon
I’m in the kind of mood where reading this made me cry.
Why Declawing is a Bad Idea (An 1-minute guide)
note: if you clip your cats claws, make sure you do some research on how to do it properly!! clipping a cat’s claws incorrectly can result in pain and bleeding because of clipping too low.
Dear Ian, I like you. You have a nice dog. You make me laugh. You should never change. Someday I will take you out to eat with Ariane. You + me = second mom and son. If I saw you now I’d be shocked cause I'm in my pjs. I want to be there for you. I would build an anime store just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be The Golden Girls theme. We could sing and dance to it under the stars. Love, Annamarie (P.S. Hi!.)
ANNAMARIE YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE THAT SENT ME ANYTHING. I KNEW YOU’D NEVER LET ME DOWN. :’)
you’re so kind!! i have a big dorky smile on my face right now. thank you so much and i hope the new teaching job is going well!!
every time someone says the word “spoopy” in pokémon episode 170 - A Better Pill to Swallow
here we are kids
it’s finally over
Take any movie premise about a white man and make it about a grandma and it becomes twice as interesting